Сорри, часть из них черный программистский юмор ;)
SQL function comes into a bar, sees 2 tables and ask: "May I join you?"
Why Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
All the functions go to a party. After some music and drinks all have a fun, with one exception: e^x is standing awkwardly by himself in a dark corner. After a while sin(x) notices this, and so he goes over to talk to his buddy. “Hey e^x,” says sin(x), “why don’t you come out here and mingle.”
“Mingle?” asks ex, suprised.
“Yeah, mingle!” says sin(x). “You know, get out there and integrate yourself!”
e^x sighs heavily and asks, “What’s the point?”
Q: What's the square root of 69?
A: Eight something!
Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.